impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

Bagel bouncer

When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns

I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!

by Dingdongdingdongdingdong May 20, 2023

Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Flip a bagel

To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit

1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)

by MC Ahern February 21, 2012

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up

"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"

by babaganosshed February 19, 2015