Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023

Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Buffet Da Gang

"Buffet Da Gang" is a term to address his group "The Buffet"/"Buffet"

"The Buffet"/"Buffet" is a group made by part time Twitch streamer BuffetBoyJohn where he jerks off and rubs nipples on call

"Buffet Da Gang" and that nigga john got a big booty 🤤👅
"Buffet Da Gang" we fuck gay niggas

"Buffet Da Gang" We get all the hoes (transgender hoes)

by WydRed April 16, 2024

Buffeted

When you eat so much food at a buffet and feel drunk

Man I got absolutely buffeted last night.

by Jawcooper July 8, 2021

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

by LegalToaster October 9, 2017

Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 6, 2020