Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney
by !E*RICKY! February 20, 2021
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Bologna Sauce

You make bologna sauce by mixing mayonnaise and lemon juice so that the mayonnaise curdles, and then blend the mix with some bologna in a blender. And there you go! You can use it for anything, as a soup, or a hamburger topping, or ice cream topping, or even by itself as a milkshake! Or use already rotten mayo for a tastier sauce. Oh and this is what Shiloh eats every morning.
"BOLOGNA SAUCE!!!!!!!"
by Eat a biscuit January 23, 2019
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bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.
by August 24, 2021
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Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
by Shredder88 October 16, 2023
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bologna baller

Some one who pretends they are a baller but really living off mommy an daddy's money .
Brian is such a bologna baller ! I wish he would just be himself .
by Szasz October 30, 2020
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Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.
Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.
by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021
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Spiffy bologna water

When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.
by ThatBagle26 March 27, 2020
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