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Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna
I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes
by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
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Bologna stick

Look at that bologna stick holding up the line
by Greg Haun February 25, 2019
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Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”
Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018
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Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
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Bologna Sauce

You make bologna sauce by mixing mayonnaise and lemon juice so that the mayonnaise curdles, and then blend the mix with some bologna in a blender. And there you go! You can use it for anything, as a soup, or a hamburger topping, or ice cream topping, or even by itself as a milkshake! Or use already rotten mayo for a tastier sauce. Oh and this is what Shiloh eats every morning.
"BOLOGNA SAUCE!!!!!!!"
by Eat a biscuit January 23, 2019
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Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022
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cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!
by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022
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