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diving board

The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.

If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.

D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."

"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
by amaank January 21, 2006
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Board of Love

The Board of Love is an group of girls who assess their love lives similar to a club or a board of directors. Generally minutes are taken and discussed. The group is encouraged to hand out business cards and find boyfriends.

Also goes by BOL
Of course Judy couldn't answer her phone, she was at a board of love meeting.
by Blue2398203780 February 18, 2009
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boardy barn

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.
Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?
by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018
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boasca records

boasca records is an amateur hip-hop music record label, based in Romania, focused on mainly producing rap-instrumental music tracks and various audio projects with a strong message. It was founded on November 8th of 2020 by EDUΛRD, right before the release of his first album/mixtape "haus". Later on, in 2021, panescul joined the "boasca records" label and, along with the release of his debut album "simple", he became the co-founder of the regarded music enterprise. So far, there are no official news on any upcoming projects from the two artists, despite the collaborations that occured between them.
Dude, this new boasca records album is sick, and I've only waited like 4 years to come out!
Bruh.
by qmanvstheworld May 12, 2022
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Choc Board

This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board.
Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".
by BmorePooMasta March 22, 2009
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San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.
Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.
by pnistico August 20, 2010
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going to the board room

by omarosa April 21, 2004
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