avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times

Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.

by Avacado taco February 23, 2017

Avocadopia

A state of bliss that some people achieve upon consumption of food containing avocados.

As I entered the party and gazed about the room, my eye was caught by a small white bowl sitting upon a table of appetizers. The gleaming green of the bowl's contents radiated from the vessel of my desire. In that instant I could see nothing - or no one - else in the room. It felt like I was drawn to the object of my desire by a verdant tractor beam. I picked up a delivery mechanism (I think it might have been a lightly salted restaurant-style corn tortilla chip), and scooped an impossibly large amount of perfectly prepared guacamole into my mouth. I instantly felt the glow of total joy spread throughout my body and expand into the oneness of the universe...I had arrived at my familiar state of AVOCADOPIA. Without thinking I reached out for more...

by Avocadopia May 3, 2010

The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

avacado

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.

Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.

by pghjenn February 9, 2010

AVAcado

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.

“On this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”

by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018

Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.

"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."

by Kiyo May 13, 2005

Avacado

A small greeen sexual fruit

I like avacado

by benco555 April 14, 2019