Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 1, 2024

Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.

“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”

by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019

socially average

In the middle of the Social Scale.

I'm a socially average kid, Ma'am!

by PositronWildhawk73 June 23, 2016