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Automatic Double

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as an automatic double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"
Sean: "Automatic double every time bro!"
Mel: "LOLS"
by BerkeleyStudentFoodCollective September 23, 2011
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automotion

Having sex in an aotomobile.
Automotion is having sex in a car.
by Gianna Josephine July 14, 2010
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automated

Corporate code word for "you've been terminated".
Production Manager: What do you think we should do with Bob and his team? They've been lagging way behind production quotas lately.

Engineer: We just got some new equipment today, the whole process can be automated!
by gearhead78 April 27, 2017
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Automotive SEO

The process of building strategic content, links and traffic to a car dealer website for a specific search keyword or phrase.
When you type in "Toyota Extended Warranty" and if you sold Toyota warranty plans, you would want to come up on Google Page One for that phrase. The strategy that makes this happen is called Automotive SEO.
by automotiveseo January 14, 2010
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Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
by Sparker February 8, 2014
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Automatic Explosion Launcher

A machine gun that is capable of automatic fire, that launches projectiles that explode upon impact. Capable of releasing devastation upon the enemy.
I shredded those talibs with that automatic explosion launcher.
by hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahhaahh September 17, 2010
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Autogoogle

1) Verb; The act of automatically typing "www.google.com" into your browser, instead of the website you actually wanted, because you are so accustomed to using Google for everything.

2) Noun; the internet equivalent of being in 'autopilot', being in 'autogoogle' causes you to navigate to Google without even thinking about it.
1) "Ahh man, my friend asked me to read her blog but I autogoogled and ended up searching through pictures of LOLcats for 3 hours... goddamit"

2) A - "FML, I wanted to check my Facebook but I typed in Google's address instead - it must be embedded in my brain or something!

B - "Nah, you're just in autogoogle"
by Claro90 April 6, 2011
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