Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 09, 2023

Archie

Archie instantly gets girls wet with his massive penis. His mullet shake is so sexy yet his penis is so hard

Damn Archie got me wet

by Ahdhdhdhbdbd November 24, 2021

Archie

He is a bong eyed boy with no friends lol 😆

Archie the no friend bong eyed kid had no people who like him

by Stuoid June 04, 2022

Archie

fucking solid geeza pulls all the birds has a massive cock but is short and is sick at every spirt he plays

(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”

(archie)”sorry got training”

(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”

by penisman91 August 16, 2021

Archie

The worlds worse person and he belongs ona sex offenders list. hes literally a dick but not like its gonna make his bigger

You know archie?
oh yeh the fucking annoying kid?

by Rimy Jobbs January 02, 2024

Archie

a girl whose smile can make ur day..!

carrying happiness like her wings
loves to give happiness on each and every face .. , her eyes full of spark , body full of charm . slays by her walk . if she falls in love then u cant find limits.. she is a conquerer , disciplined , having leadership qualities .. she is a girl full of creativity. she is a taste which u can never forget..!

Archie is the girl who wear diamond in her shoes ..and she walks around like she’s got nothing to loose

by Fml smh November 24, 2021

Archie

Archie is the best person ever to exist. Don’t know where I’d be without Archie.

Someone: what’s ur opinion on Archie?
Me: my absolute favourite person to ever exist <8

by eviebellecc November 24, 2021