wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.

That's a nice pair of possum stompers

by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018

possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back

dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!

by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008

Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly

Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"

by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024

Possum Dick

A word defined by Vore Pip and A Kenny (Idfk)

Where that kenny has a possum in his pants

Possum Dicks are noobs

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks

"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010