Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019
Get the Baseball Alley Oopmug. When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
by Slampig123 July 27, 2021
Get the Front alley frontiemug. The best place to go when you need drugs, located at woodcreek, multiple dealers take residence here, one is known for his strange dealings in the world of yogurt covered skittles, and Cocaine Carter lives
in an airduct by the alley.
in an airduct by the alley.
by Amilkyman March 21, 2021
Get the drug alleymug. Alley Girl is a slang word created during the early 2010s and is most commonly used in places like Texas, New Jersey and especially Pennsylvania, it means a weird ass girl who belongs to the streets and probably does coke in alleys and her pfp on tiktok is probably kuromi or a teenage powerpuff girl
by nicholasbiggesthater June 18, 2025
Get the Alley Girlmug. So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018
Get the Back Alley Dumpster Fuckedmug. The first chapter of Piggy: Book 2. This is probably the last chapter that will be released in early September.
Me: How do you beat Alleys!!? I am raging!
Some YouTuber: How to beat Chapter 1: Alleys: Guide.
Me: Watches, likes, subscribes and comments.
Some YouTuber: How to beat Chapter 1: Alleys: Guide.
Me: Watches, likes, subscribes and comments.
by Lol Memes ;) September 13, 2020
Get the Chapter 1: Alleysmug. by bad one April 21, 2019
Get the the bowling alleymug.