Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Acton

Acton is a town that shares its high school with the lesser known town of Boxborough, who get asked if they really have street lights. This town is thought to be extremely rich, and have the best high school sports. The latter may be true, but many families are not as rich as people assume.
Also, the town has no money after building a new library several years ago, renovating the JR. high, and now completing the renovations of the high school, setting them back god knows how many millions. There is an urban legend that some girls cut their toes to take crack, which is very plausable. Each year the freshman class gets sluttier and sluttier to the point where a 14 year old girl is unrecognizable. The great hangout in Acon is Bickfords restaurant on route 2A, also the late night event of everyones week. The sketchy drug dealing hangout is the Acton Bowladrome where stuff goes down unnoticed. Be sure to stop by the many Dunkin Donuts where the primary language is portuguese.

'can i have a mocha latte?' 'creamnshugahh'? 'umm, no well yes, umm cream and sugar please'

by Aiden248 March 20, 2005

according

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009

actorvist

1. a Hollywood type with an aggressive, left-leaning agenda (actor + activist)

2. a celebrity activist

And "Good Night" is only one example of how Clooney is shedding his party boy persona and becoming more of an "actorvist."

(Newsweek, October 10, 2005 issue)

by David R. Gahary October 2, 2005

AcornRack V.2

This is the second version of an online community, and was created by Olly Culverhouse and Chris Hill. It is inhabited by bad-assed and insane people such as Wolfchris, one of the few moderators. Other wickedly awesome people include xDeadxDolliex, DeadKitty, Taka, sunny, Damian, and the lowly Ear-Tart. There are approximately 20,000 others on the forum.

Dear Acornrack V.2,
I am sorry for failing you. Please do not smite me.
Yours sincerely,
Ear-Tart
PS If I left anyone else out YOU CAN JUST MAKE YER OWN GODDAMNED ARTICLE.

by The Lowly Ear-Tart February 5, 2009

Acorn T9

The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.

Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"

by seXXXyManBeast09 October 26, 2009