abonerable

Abnormally cute porn, usually soft vanilla porn that is gentle. Sometimes drawn porn can be abonerable depending on the art style. Nothing of the hardcore rough category can be abonerable. Abonerability can include cute sexual partners, cute outfits, cute sex toys, things of that sort. It has to be filled with loving intentions and romantic interest as well as sexual interest or else it's not abonerable.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the porn I showed you?

Person 2: Yeah, it was absolutely abonerable, I loved it.

by stylishkyle April 12, 2014

Absofrickenlutly

Its an absolute with excitement of urgency. Don't waste this opportunity, do it right now!

Absofrickenlutly market yourself in pictures.

by SNHyde February 8, 2017

Absofucinglutely

Abso-Fucking-Lutely. Meaning the most absolute. Can also be used to express agreement enthusiastically.

I absofuckinglutely love beer!

You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!

by Methodical February 18, 2017

Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.

Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.

by Clemson prof May 2, 2017

abjong

Abjong:
a broken, defective or otherwise abnormal bong

Where's my cane it doubles as abjong?

Q: WTF is an abjong

A: It's a broken, defective or abnormal bong.

by Coolroy4 June 27, 2017

abony bishop

The person who catches feelings for the wrong people

Lucky I'm not abony bishop

by Jayne12345 August 30, 2017

Absenex

A word referring to the act of having sex in absence of your partner.

“It wasn’t cheating - it was just absenex!”

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint September 4, 2017