Bank of Western Australia (commonly known as BankWest) is a full service bank based in Perth, Western Australia.
Formerly a wholly owned subsidiary of HBOS plc, Halifax Bank Of Scotland In late 2008 the bank was bought by the CBA group, Commonwealth Bank of Australia who have promised to retain the BankWest brand.
BankWest is the bank best known for its Happy Banking initiative, which aims to make banking a more positive experience and to win customers from the ‘Big 4’ banks.
Originally from Western Australia, BankWest has attracted thousands of customers around the country with it's competitively priced products such as the TeleNet Saver account.
Formerly a wholly owned subsidiary of HBOS plc, Halifax Bank Of Scotland In late 2008 the bank was bought by the CBA group, Commonwealth Bank of Australia who have promised to retain the BankWest brand.
BankWest is the bank best known for its Happy Banking initiative, which aims to make banking a more positive experience and to win customers from the ‘Big 4’ banks.
Originally from Western Australia, BankWest has attracted thousands of customers around the country with it's competitively priced products such as the TeleNet Saver account.
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1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
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This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead
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Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!
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Now take the following steps to reduce the skill as much as possible;
1) Remove the crossbar, so the ball can be kicked 10 meters over the opponents heads and still be a goal.
2) Reward the players with 1/6th of a goal for missing the target.
3) Remove the offside rule, so the forwards literally just stand around in front of their oppositions' goal and wait for someone to kick the ball to them.
4) Allow players to use their hands to catch and punch the ball.
5) Carrying on from point 4), give a player a free kick every time they catch the ball.
6) Change the shape of the ball so that it can travel further when kicked. This will help reduce the amount of passing ( = teamwork) needed to get the ball from one end of the field to another.
7) Remove all strategy. Make supporters so dumb that they actually *complain* when teams employ basic tactics such as flooding the defence, holding up the ball to look for a decent pass and running the clock down while keeping possession at the end of a match.
Now add some silly and fairly arbitary rules such as;
1) It is against the rules to push a player in the back, but it is allowed to run in from behind him, jump up, stick your knees into his back and catch the ball.
2) If you tackle (= bear hug & throw to the ground) a player, you get a free kick. Unless the umpire decides the tackled player did not have a chance to get rid of the ball before/while he was being tackled, in that case the umpire will bounce the ball instead. Unless in the course of the tackle you pushed him in the back - in that case he gets the free kick. Understand?
There you go, that is Australian Rules Football.
Now take the following steps to reduce the skill as much as possible;
1) Remove the crossbar, so the ball can be kicked 10 meters over the opponents heads and still be a goal.
2) Reward the players with 1/6th of a goal for missing the target.
3) Remove the offside rule, so the forwards literally just stand around in front of their oppositions' goal and wait for someone to kick the ball to them.
4) Allow players to use their hands to catch and punch the ball.
5) Carrying on from point 4), give a player a free kick every time they catch the ball.
6) Change the shape of the ball so that it can travel further when kicked. This will help reduce the amount of passing ( = teamwork) needed to get the ball from one end of the field to another.
7) Remove all strategy. Make supporters so dumb that they actually *complain* when teams employ basic tactics such as flooding the defence, holding up the ball to look for a decent pass and running the clock down while keeping possession at the end of a match.
Now add some silly and fairly arbitary rules such as;
1) It is against the rules to push a player in the back, but it is allowed to run in from behind him, jump up, stick your knees into his back and catch the ball.
2) If you tackle (= bear hug & throw to the ground) a player, you get a free kick. Unless the umpire decides the tackled player did not have a chance to get rid of the ball before/while he was being tackled, in that case the umpire will bounce the ball instead. Unless in the course of the tackle you pushed him in the back - in that case he gets the free kick. Understand?
There you go, that is Australian Rules Football.
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Game is best described as: a bunch of sweaty blokes humping each other to the ground to get a touch of the oppositions arse and balls.
Game is best described as: a bunch of sweaty blokes humping each other to the ground to get a touch of the oppositions arse and balls.
australian rules football= winter training for cricket
Tool: Bro lets watch a game of footy.
Real Auuseie: Fu.ck of back to melbourne you poof!
Tool: Bro lets watch a game of footy.
Real Auuseie: Fu.ck of back to melbourne you poof!
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