if you came here after looking up your birthday and nothing was here just know a bad bitches ONLY are born on this day xoxo
hey have you met the new girl?
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch
by ggperans October 16, 2019

by ur mum be the gay for real November 1, 2019

by Phexon January 20, 2011

by BeastNY April 30, 2019

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

If u were born are March 1 you are the prettiest person on the earth. You have a good personality and lots of friends
by Its a gur October 31, 2019

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006
