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Elite Alpha

A person with a naturally Massive Cock, that makes even the Alpha male feel like a

timid loser, and intimidated.
The Elite Alpha's size and confidence made him easily the most wanted cock of the walk at the party.
by Elite Lady February 9, 2015
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Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022
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force [pre-alpha]

It's a game made by angeroast involving star wars universe in roblox, it has bad balancing so somebody can 1 shot combo you like a little rat the playerbase is/

otherwise if you play this game you will get severe brain damage
oh god damn it thoseforce pre-alpha players are being monkeys again
by lol2432 May 24, 2022
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Alpha Hotel

What an Alpha Hotel.
by Polyalp August 14, 2010
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Lambda Chi Alpha

Anyone who is a member of the Lambda Chi Alpha community is a total fucking fratstar. Once apart of the "LambShanks", one will receive much pussy and consume extreme amounts of alcohol. Lambda Chi Alpha IS THE MOST ALPHA frat in all college campuses.
"Who's that guy spitting fire to that slampiece over there? He must belong to Lambda Chi Alpha"
"I partied at the Lambda Chi Alpha house last night...ponged all night and got laid, I sure wish I was never apart of Sigma Nu"
Girl:"Are you in Lambda Chi Alpha?
Guy:"No I'm in Delta Chi"
Girl:"Oh, I consider you a GDI, needledick"
by ijvtinvjorgj February 14, 2012
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Alpaca

Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.
by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020
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