alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

by V8sforlife July 3, 2023

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

alligator jiggling fever

When one uncontrollably mud-rolls similar to how an alligator does.

He's got that alligator jiggling fever, rolling all over that swamp.

by Burnam123 April 24, 2024

Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.

A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado

by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

Alligator arms

A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.

Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

alligator grind

Two west by god rednecks fuckin each other in the swamp ass!

I just put the alligator grind on Rupert down in the valley of Anus.

by Unkie Dunkz June 13, 2024