Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022

Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.

Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”

by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020

sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action

(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.

by Ben Kushnir January 20, 2007

Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

Dirt Alert

When someone says something that a dirt would say.

"I hate Taco Bell."
"Dirt Alert!"

by OogidyBoogidyNigga November 22, 2006

wow alert

wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"

*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.

*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.

by rroarxcoree May 25, 2006

Red Alert

Old school DJ

Red Alert is one of the dope old school cats

by AC January 31, 2004