by SockLoyal123 February 24, 2018

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...
by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

by Starorium May 27, 2018

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse
by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022
