Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.

Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."

by Cosplay Gir September 11, 2010

single fritz

A person who loves to have fun at parties. But when the party starts you'll wish you never went. They are crazy most of the time. And want to hook up with any living thing in sight.

Bro, Amy is being a real single fritz tonight. Be carful she'll get you without you even knowing.

by Nicole.bbg_341 May 30, 2016

The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.

PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.

by DRap316 January 11, 2009

Single Bean

A joint made with just one small rolling paper. Generally used if you only have limited weed, you only have small papers available and can't be bothered to make an L-plate or you're smoking by yourself.

Timmie - Hey Harry, can I skin up for you?
Harry - Sorry man, I've only got enough for a single bean.

by Longskatedeath February 8, 2010

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

Single Pringle

A Single Pringle is a person who is single and proud of it!!!!

You dating anyone

No imma single Pringle

Cool I am too

by Couldn’t in good of anything February 11, 2020

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020