Diaper Tan

When a female's full covering bikini tan lines leave her buttocks ghostly white while her legs, stomach, and back are beautifully tan leaving her to look like she is wearing a diaper while in the nude.

A Diaper Tan is when a girl is fully nude and her body while beautifully tan, is white around her private parts and buttocks leaving her looking like she is wearing a diaper.

by speedramp35 August 2, 2010

diaper duper

A dufus who wears diapers when they are 10 years old and still sucks their mother's teat.

I understand that your cousin is a diaper duper.

by xarbone September 26, 2009

Diaper Booty

A girl with flat butt that has a little sag to it in an unappealing manor, usually in a pair of jeans. A butt that resembles a sagging baby diper.

Man, yo girl gots Diaper Booty. or When that girl turned around, I almost ran from her Diaper Booty.

by SellinUdreamS August 23, 2006

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011

Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.

The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.

by Vodzman January 31, 2009

Chin Diaper

An improperly worn face mask pulled down under nose and mouth and it rests on the chin

Hey douchebag put your mask on correctly it's not a fucking chin diaper asshole

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.

"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."

by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011