Darren

short.

Omg he’s Darren-sized.

by DarrenLover3000 November 28, 2020

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024

darren

one of the prettiest boys. Ethereal eyes and tall genes seem to follow them.

1) wow hes beautiful

2) yea, hes darren

by ExtraJuicyBox September 15, 2022

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Darren

A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s

That gypsy no teeth looks like a Darren

by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010