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Bin Child

Someone who knocks over a ton of bins and trips a lot, or is well known to be clumsy, reference to AmazingPhil from Dan and Phil.
Friend: Dangit *fall over into trash can*
Phan: you're such a bin child.
Friend: wat
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Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.
Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child
by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016
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smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.
by Pnutbutty August 18, 2017
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Imbecilitical Child

A stupid child in Minecraft who uses a Knockback stick in bedwars
You Imbecilitical Child
by Fadl06 May 27, 2021
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obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist
I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.
by pieces May 10, 2014
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loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.
From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."
by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021
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Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.
Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support
by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022
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