turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?

Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018

glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013

Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

turkey foot

According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.

After dinner me and the girl went back to my place and we played turkey foot.

by ChiliConQueso October 18, 2011

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

hot turkey

Starting something suddenly; the opposite of cold turkey.

Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."

Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

turkey special

A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck rolls.

"Man that girl was FAT! You know I had to give her a turkey special!"

by papi loco April 28, 2006