Leaky Susan

A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm.

Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a leaky susan!

by Tom Microwave May 23, 2005

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

sappy susan

A woman who has natural lubricants thicker than a sappy tree

My goodness my new girlfriend is a right sappy susan

by BIGJOHNY5 January 24, 2016

Susan Collins

A woman who sells out other women for the sake of personal gain. A Susan Collins is spineless, without integrity or courage. A woman who is regarded as being subservient or excessively deferential to men.

Come on Sally don't be such a Susan Collins, rape culture is not a figment of our imagination.

by Feral Feminist October 08, 2018

Subway Susan

1. A dirty ho that lets more men in them than public transit.

2. A slut that lets everyone run trains on them.

3. A chick that likes to take a footlong for $5.

No one blinked an eye when Ashley blew three guys at the party before going home with a fourth, she's just a Subway Susan they all thought.

by MiggyD May 02, 2016

Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.

That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.

by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 11, 2012

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy November 02, 2008