Scooter kid

The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss

Skater : get outta my way you scooter kid

Same Skater : yo you need to do 2 flips next time (lol)

by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018

scooter brigade

a group of townies or chavs driving around together at 20mph on their crappy scooters, which sound like hairdriers.

they then stick their fingers up at any one who isn't a chav or has more than one brain cell!

sound : brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my friend: did you leave the hairdryer on?
me: no its just scooter brigade. hide!

by cHaV h8r October 09, 2004

Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.

"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."

by sfrb52 May 05, 2010

scooter gang

A bunch of teens in Pt Pleasant NJ who “scooter” in a group. This is where the “tail whip” is deadly. These kids vape and smoke pot on the daily. No one really understands them

did u see that savage scooter gang ridin from Point Pleasant to Brick. Man they’re sketchy

by madisonr515 December 05, 2017

Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

by XXXIMDEAD October 15, 2020

scooter

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

by George Best April 10, 2003

ultimate scooter

a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...

primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...

by pig faced jerk July 14, 2006