Cum Monday

The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves

DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."

DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"

DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"

DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."

by Sean Bradley June 30, 2007

Rainy Monday

A male sex partner punches his female partner in the face resulting in her to cry. He then rubs his penis on her face in hopes to apply the moisture from the tears to the outside of his penis to use as anal lubrication. He then inserts his penis in her rectum.

Bob: "How was sex with Sherry last night?"
Mitch: "It was a rainy Monday"

by Lucas Done June 28, 2009

Mention Monday

MM a.k.a Mention Monday is the new craze on twitter. This will not replace but add to FF a.k.a follow friday. This is to let your fellow tweeps about awesome people to follow. Can be for those who may have missed out on Follow Friday. Also used for people you may have met over the weekend.

1)
Tom: Hey man
Rob: WTF!? why didn't you FF me?
Tom: dude, dont worry ill just MM you

2)

Rob: Oi, have you heard of Mention Monday
Tom: Nah, What is it?
Rob: this awesome new thing thats like Follow Friday but better!!!

by Duggs123 June 8, 2010

Monday to friday

Monday to friday makes for a euphemism of 'motherfucking hell' which reflects the general notion the working life some may lead towards duty.

Oh 'monday to friday' about the bosses duties, can he not relax a little.

How in the 'monday to friday' are we supposed to achieve this duty.

by Squirrelpower September 26, 2011

Chinese Monday

The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.

Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.

Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?

Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.

by Andj87 June 9, 2011

Second Monday

another name for Monday, since often the stress and aggravation of Monday leaves us unprepared to handle another day at the office.

Person 1: Man, I woke up this morning, and I was so tired I thought it was Monday, but it is Tuesday!!

Person 2: That's because it's Second Monday!

by redpanda2008 September 14, 2010

Monday fail

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.

Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.

by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009