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Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021
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Melvin

No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit
Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.
by Philth13 January 29, 2023
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Melvin

Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.
1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin
by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019
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Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.
"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.
by LocalLinda March 22, 2024
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Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"
"Omg ur so melvin"
by Nasauranus May 10, 2022
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Melvin

Haha Paul just reversed into his bins, what a Melvin”
by markallan12 September 7, 2020
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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