Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. jordan is a young man who enjoys company of other women. he is also very sporty. as much as he loves the surroundings of other women he has his eyes set out on one girl in particular. A girl he is very close to. a women with long brown hair and olive skin. he feels connected to her but dosent know how to express it.
i need a lift. ask jordan.
by steve midleton June 18, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Steve job's August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanismmug. A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name
by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.
by Idkbroos February 16, 2017
Get the Jordanmug.