Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friend

Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.

Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.

by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021

FRIENDS

a popular tv show in the 90's and early 2000's and also what i don't have

Jeremy:"yo, how many friends you got?"
me:"Fuck you Jeremy!!"

by Pussy sniper 705 May 6, 2021

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012