March 9th

NATIONAL BOYFRIEND'S DAY:
Take this day to appreciate your boyfriend and love him and thank him for everything he does for you! Don't forget to show him off

Oh hey it's March 9th, time to go give my boyfriend head .

by kklohbdu.mom March 8, 2021

December 9th

Hold Hands with your crush day

crush: Er what you doing?
you: Oh its december 9th national hold hands with your crush today

by nationaldayasoftheyear December 3, 2020

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020

December 9th

December 9th is National give your hoodie to your girl best friend day

Me: it’s december 9th *gives hoodie
Girl best friend: thank you so much

by Onlydarealone December 8, 2020

9th Symphony

A synonym for death or a tragic event

Jake: Bro did you really just shoot 16th american president Abraham Lincoln

John: I know, this is my 9th symphony bro

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot May 17, 2020

December 9th

Give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

“Hey babe! Here is mundane scrunchie bc it’s December 9th! ❤️

by LovexHannah December 3, 2019

The 9th Ring

Refers to the 9th Ring of Hell. Used as an extreme form of hell.

New Guy:"Hey fellas, This is my first day!"
Seasoned Employee:"Then allow me to be the first to say, 'Welcome to the 9th Ring kid!"
New Guy:a-gulp!

by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008