Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick
Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*
Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*
by Owendunca July 30, 2021
Dude 1: *wins marathon*
Dude 2: *second place*
Dude 1: I can't believe I won
a marathon! This is the best day of my life!
Dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so HA!
Dude 1: Really?
Dude 2: *second place*
Dude 1: I can't believe I won
a marathon! This is the best day of my life!
Dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so HA!
Dude 1: Really?
by MyLifeStory May 11, 2017
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by remystan420 April 02, 2020
December 2nd is a day that real boss niggas were born. They get any bitch they want and have the biggest cock, we talking 9 inches minimum. Make sure you find yourself a guy who was born on December 2nd cause hes a keeper.
Girl #1: Hey you seen that new guy in our 1st period?
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face
Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face
Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth
by Anonymouuusss123 October 26, 2019