death note

a highschooler finds a book which he uses to kill all the bad people and he develops a god complex. a hot emo catboy (the greatest detective in the world) hunts the highschooler down so he can win this weird game they started.

person 1: hey lol what's your name? *holding death note
person 2: L
person 1: cool... fuck it didn't work.
person 2: what?
person 1: what?

by ilovebyakuya March 25, 2021

note-junkie

A person whom is constantly writing facebook notes that nobody will actually read.

"Karen posted a note about an hour ago"
"Karen posted a note 49 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 35 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 22 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 14 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 5 minutes ago:
"Karen posted a note just now"

Ted: Whoa, Karen's such a note-junkie!

by Prinzen76 July 1, 2010

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

Note 5

A Samsung smartphone announced in 2015, with a 5.7-inch touchscreen and 16MP camera. Full name is Samsung Galaxy Note 5.

person: that note 5 phone is kinda outdated
better person: yeah, but it works really well still!

by techlife22 February 5, 2019

death note

A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.

Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out

by LagunaBolt July 3, 2007

cliff notes

The portion of a Wikipedia entry above the 'Contents' box.

Bob: What the heck is a 'shaka'?
Joe: I don't know. Did you read the cliff notes?
Bob: Joe, are you high? There's no cliff notes for hand signals.
Joe: I am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the 'Contents' box for its Wikipedia entry.
Bob: o_O
Joe: The more you know, Bob. The more you know.

by bigbeard January 26, 2013

g note

1. $1000
2. One thousand Dollars

Yo, that hoopty was a g note.

Bitch stole a g note from my crib

by good looks August 22, 2008