by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
Get the Widows Winemug. by No1ander October 1, 2021
Get the White Widowmug. by rlsaine July 7, 2018
Get the Poké Widowermug. A attractive girl who can never get a date because she has a reputation for accidentally putting her dates in the hosiptal or the morgue. This type of girl has an uncanny way of always physically harming her dates on accident to the point they may need to visit the hospital. May also be known as an brunette widow or any hair color and the word widow at the end.
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
Mike: yo dude me and claire are going out but she wantsa double date and needs someone for her friend annie wanna come?
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
by stilldatingblondewidow5yrstrg October 1, 2011
Get the blonde widowmug. Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist
by Browndudes May 20, 2018
Get the widow didomug. People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.
by Mergrey October 2, 2022
Get the Derek's widowsmug. An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
by illyria illyar October 21, 2011
Get the Orchid Widowmug.