sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone

My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.

by ass boi July 27, 2016

food sexual

Stupid 😌

U shouldnt search up food sexual on Google

Ik its discusting

by ussypsay February 15, 2021

sexual crush

a sexual crush is a thought in which you have sexual fantasies about a person you like

i have a sexual crush on ben kasner

by ctyugiugugufyy January 7, 2017

sexual stamp

a stain that is on a woman's panties due to woman activities

"Cassandra, all of my undies have a sexual stamp, so I need to purchase more from Victoria Secret."

by superstainslut January 1, 2017

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

Leprechaun Sexual

Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.

Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.

leprechaun Pansexual Sex Kinky

St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day

by Nmansurf December 19, 2017

Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012