prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

Lanky Prick

A skinny annoying guy like Miniminter

Yo Simon shut up you lanky prick

by Keglen September 19, 2022

Shitting prick

Shitting prick
Shitting prick is someone who is a prick and shits bricks

Lewis is such a shitting prick he says I can’t use the word scran
What a wanker

by Hate stupid cocks June 23, 2019

frick a prick

When you frick a prick and they are human

Don’t frick a prick

by The chicken nugget who could May 6, 2018

Tyrannosaurus Prick

A word describing a giant dick.

"Holy shit! Have you seen John's tyrannosaurus prick!" says Girl 1

"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2

by bigboy123453 August 5, 2012

prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023