alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.

I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.

by FLIP017 June 19, 2014

golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .

Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !

by aev May 13, 2020

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019