Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
by ThirdLegJones June 04, 2015
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The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
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Clam Stand

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him
by meggymc August 17, 2016
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Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 09, 2020
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stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks
by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 04, 2023
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Standing in the G.A.P

When a person is praying on your behalf.
When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.

Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you
by Cman1989 July 26, 2013
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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface
She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.
by Hilarity Mitten August 22, 2008
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