by ThirdLegJones June 04, 2015
A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
by meggymc August 17, 2016
A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 09, 2020
The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten August 22, 2008
When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 05, 2021
a shower apparenlty 🙄
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022