The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008

twitchy wink syndrome

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005

get in some way *wink *wink

1) to get the ghetto warez version

Buy ( or get it some other way *wink wink*) MS Visual Studio .net

by Buy ( or get it some other way *wink wink*) MS Vi October 18, 2003

Winking Pussy

The involuntary spasm of a pussy when any object attempts to penetrate it.

I broke up with a girl because she had a winking pussy.

by sweetwilly aka poolwater August 9, 2012

wink wonk

aj.

“you know you love me wink wonk”

by namjoonlistenstooldtownroad May 18, 2019

brown eyed winks

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act

Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.

by TheGuy March 9, 2003