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deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Locomotive breath

The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull
After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.
by Zulu Gulu June 8, 2011
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lamb's breath

i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.
by Mike Dexter July 18, 2006
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kick breath

bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.
Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.
by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004
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Leather Breath

Another term for boot licker. Arrives from the fact that most boots are made out of leather.
Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.

Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.
by joeycommet45 February 12, 2020
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Hot breath

When someone farts directly into your mouth
That girl just gave me some hot breath.
by Mj0687 July 16, 2021
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Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.
Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
by Epididymitis December 24, 2021
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