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Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
by Skirtchase July 6, 2011
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The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.
"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."
by >:) November 22, 2015
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Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
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Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
by Reynart April 24, 2016
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day
by Stachesack May 31, 2020
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