Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos

Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!

by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019

ur mom

a hot woman

person 1: hey look, its ur mom!
person 2: who's your mom??
Person 1: A hot woman.

by jennalovesyourmom December 14, 2021

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

ur mum

is bri'ish

""ur mum is cool"

by yurii₊˚✩彡 October 17, 2022

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Bob's ur uncle

Apparently a slang for "surprise" used by the British said by Americans

Person 1: Bob's ur uncle m*therf*cker

by Bobsmyuncletoo May 5, 2022

Ur nan

A very leng person who I see everyday

Ur nana so leng yk

by Ilikeurnan March 11, 2022