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TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

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Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny

"Yeeee! Top off the benz"

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018

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Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

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High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

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Timid Top

A person who is dominant in bed but is otherwise compassionate, nurturing and loving to their submissive partner.

Also known as a soft dom/dominant partner/person.

Dan: “So is Henry aggressive in bed?”

Larry: “He is dominant but is more a timid top.”

by DeathChill September 28, 2022

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