Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
Get the The jew at the topmug. Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
Get the ToPS codemug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug. by SilversSun May 3, 2017
Get the Table Topmug. by Xylonized October 10, 2016
Get the Rise to the topmug. Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.
by Michelleboommm May 23, 2019
Get the Top off mealmug.