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Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
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Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.
Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"
by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017
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Jelly Sandwich

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.
by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018
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Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.
Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.
by Toilenator October 11, 2018
mugGet the Shit sandwichmug.

Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019
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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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finger sandwiches.

a finger between two grinding vaginas
"they both rubbed themselves on the hand, creating finger sandwiches.
by the tick tock man September 3, 2007
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