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Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.
Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!
by steamingkoil June 20, 2017
mugGet the Meat Moneymug.

Chicken Money

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.
Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.
by ChknDllr August 29, 2023
mugGet the Chicken Moneymug.

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.
by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009
mugGet the money spankermug.

Money Sexual

Someone who is attracted to making money, spending money or saving money.
by Moneysexual May 16, 2023
mugGet the Money Sexualmug.

Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
by anonymous December 10, 2020
mugGet the Fap Moneymug.

Money

No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.
Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
mugGet the Moneymug.

dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.
bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!
by hoffmaja October 11, 2011
mugGet the dick moneymug.

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