poop muncher

One who eats ass

Oh my god Jen! Your brother is such a poop muncher!

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017

poop sock

when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it

matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night

by IAmSoooooCool April 6, 2020

Poop whore

Someone who starts a poop on the phone with someone and ends the same poop on the phone with someone else.

Hey Breadquanda I was just on the phone with some bitch named Deltreice and I started pooping on the phone with her and ended it with you. Does that make me a poop whore?

Indeed it does.

by kinkykellyandthesexystud July 8, 2012

poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019

Reverse Poop

Smearing your cock with Nutella or any kind of chocolate, and shoving it up your partner's asshole.

I'm gonna Reverse Poop you with the leftover Nutella tonight

by Poieziel January 21, 2021

Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.

I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!

by Shoppa June 2, 2009