National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

Pocket rocket thunder dome

The pocket rocket thunder dome is a sexual move in which you let your girl friend sit on your friends lap whilst massaging her *AHEM* once she starts to get really loud you let your friend have his way with her,until she passes out,after that you let her sleep in her own puddle of fluids whilst you take out a condom and blow it up to look like a rocket and piss in it,then shove it deep inside her and burst it

Friend:dude your gf looks super tired and worn out
Prtd guy:oh yea,we tried out a new sex move called pocket rocket thunder dome,and she loved it,best move out there

by Ahaha_youthot1 January 3, 2022

Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018

Pocket Reverse

That one UNO Reverse you kept in your wallet, purse, pocket, etc... Just in case someone insults you or anything you are not hapy with.

Didn’t know you had a Pocket Reverse. *sigh*

by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Pocket Brownie

When you poop your pants, and can't unload it, so you let it stew until you find a bathroom.

Damn, it smells like someone has a pocket brownie they need to get rid of!

by Sycmas December 6, 2023