Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

by dinss February 27, 2010

penis lint

a piece or pieces of lint trapped between the shaft and the ballsack

Randy checked for penis lint.

by Flyingchoad November 16, 2010

Whopper Penis

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."

by Brandon (Thug) February 18, 2009

Albino penis

A white dick that will never grow.

Dude, that kid Andrew has such an albino penis.

by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013

Skinny Penis

Anyone named Andrew

“Andrew you have one skinny penis”

by kittygirl2437 November 18, 2018

e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

by madshetay June 7, 2010