crap rock

music written & recorded by musicians simply becuase they can. They are often mocked & teased because they are 'childish' - however just enjoy music for what it is. They are not to be confused with music that is actually shit, where by shit music simple sucks.

eg: famous crap rock bands: Tenacious D, KISS, Dragon Force

eg: Famous SHIT bands: U2, wolfmother, the killers
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rock me out

Me to my boyfriend: Baby when we get it on, you rock me out.
by sup, chic April 23, 2010
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rock picking season

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.
High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.
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7 gram rocks

Something that Charlie Sheen bangs when he is not banging hookers. Sometimes he bangs 7 gram rocks and hookers simultaneously. Apparently it is enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.
I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em, cause that's how I roll.
by The Queenslander March 05, 2011
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rock candy

Shatter a glass and roll penis in glass. Procede to shove glass-covered penis into girl's mouth, resembling a stick of rock candy
Caitlin requested a "rock candy" last night.
by McPida March 06, 2005
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Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
by M Silvey July 12, 2005
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rock and a hard place

in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation
Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.
by don't hate me February 04, 2005
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