Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater
by monkeyknuckles94 January 04, 2010
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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 02, 2011
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Psycho Brain

A McJuggerNuggets viewer who only watches McJuggerNuggets for mass destruction videos, usually has low-functioning autism.
Guy 1 (Neurotypical): Man I love certain MJN series like My Virtual Escape and Rule 19, it really shows Jesse's expertise in storytelling and acting.

Guy 2 (Psycho Brain): Haha pyscho dad brek stuf *down syndrome noises*
by theenglishlexiconisretarded April 17, 2022
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shit'fo brains

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains
by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021
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brain nugget

Words of wisdom often used to impart philosophical interpretation in song.
Yo, that brain nugget you spit at the Rap Battle last night was DOPE!
by Macncheezy April 01, 2017
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flame over brain

when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.
When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!
by Dreamerbae01 November 12, 2015
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